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Me and Tommy Hearns at a recent
Detroit Pistons game. I told Tommy that he'd better smile or I'm gonna
serve him up a can of "Thison Whoop Ass"
Tommy knows what's good for him.
The Dixie Chicks wanted to meet me so bad, I
finally gave in.
Tim McGraw and I discovered we had something
in common. He didn't know who the hell I was either.
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This is me and Bob Dole at a
recent luncheon right after I gave him some fashion advice. "Your
knot, Mr. Dole, is called a Windsor, mine is a Toledo."
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In addition to being almost solely responsible
for every good thing that came out of Desert Storm,
Gary still finds time to perform his comedy shows.
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You pick the clown.
I look much better in real life.
And for some reason my thick head of hair didn't photograph well.
How come all the goofy guys
get the good looking women?
"Yes, Mistress, I've been a naughty little Gary."
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