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some of these other fun pages on Interactive Lunacy:
Hysterical
Invention Makes Farts Smell Like Flowers-Online Demonstration
Try
this little brain teaser. Kindergartners get it right away.
Virtual
Mardi Gras: Send us a picture of your boobs and we'll send you a picture
of some beads. Check out the submissions so far.
Hilarious
Online Mind Control Test-We Know What You're Thinking
Wacky
Antics to Amuse and Annoy Your Friends-Have fun with life.
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Friendship Poem For those of
you sick of all of the mushy emails about friendship and love, here's a
dose of reality. This is what friendship is REALLY all about. Please
support Interactive Lunacy and share this with your friends.
To My Friends
When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you
plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue.......... I'll try to dislodge whatever's choking you.
When you smile............ I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared......... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried......... I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused........ I will use little words to explain
it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick....... Stay away from me until you're well again,
I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?........ Because you're my friend.
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